Standard lactase pills are just temporary enzymes—they only work for about 45 minutes, forcing you to time your doses perfectly with every meal.

Holy Cow! is different. We use a specialized probiotic strain (B. adolescentis) that actually colonizes your gut. By taking just one capsule in the morning, you populate your system with the good bacteria needed to break down lactose 24/7. No more "pill math" or carrying packets everywhere you go.

Because we are retraining your gut biome rather than just treating the symptom, it’s not instant. It’s a biological process!

Most users start to feel relief within 10-14 days, with full protection kicking in around Day 21. We recommend avoiding heavy dairy for the first week while your new "herd" of probiotics settles in. Consistency is key. Take it every day, 30 minutes before food.

Absolutely. Our formula is powered by Bifidobacterium adolescentis, a specific probiotic strain clinically shown to significantly reduce symptoms of lactose intolerance.

We take quality seriously:

• Manufactured in a GMP-Certified facility in the USA.
• Third-party tested for purity and potency.
• Dairy-free, Gluten-free, Soy-free, and Non-GMO.

We want you to eat pizza with confidence. If you take Holy Cow! consistently for 30 days and don't feel the difference, we don't want your money.

We offer a 30-Day "Happy Tummy" Guarantee. Just email us, and we will refund your order, no questions asked.

Holy Cow! is formulated for adults (18+). While probiotics are generally considered safe for all ages, growing tummies have different needs. If you are considering this for a child or have a specific medical condition, please consult your physician first.