Your Dairy Prayers, Finally Answered.

We believe you shouldn't need a degree in mathematics just to eat a slice of pizza.

Our Mission

Our Mission

We live in a world where ordering cheese on a date is a calculated risk. We're here to break down those walls. We don't just want to mask digestive issues; we want to fix the relationship between you and your food. After all, life is too short to say 'no' to ice cream.

About Holy Cow!

The Backbone

Holy Cow product quality is the backbone of our brand. We like dropping a cow pun here and there, but when it comes to safety and reliability, we set the jokes aside.

Rigorous Testing

We pay a lot of attention to picking the right manufacturers and investing in ingredient testing. From sourcing to encapsulating, we work around the clock.

Zero 'Pill Math'

Unlike other supplements, we guarantee a 24-hour window of support. No more calculating minutes before meals. Just one morning ritual.

Transparency

Our transparency is what makes us stand out. We use human-origin strains backed by clinical data, not magic dust.

Science

It's not a miracle. It's microbiology.

Gut issues suck, but your life no longer has to. Instead of renting enzyme relief for 30 minutes, we use human-origin probiotics to prime your gut for 24 hours. It's the difference between a temp worker and a full-time resident expert.