The Once-Daily Lactose Digestion Solution
Stop timing your lactose pills with every meal. Holy Cow! provides extended relief from gas, bloating and discomfort all day long.
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One Capsule. All Day Dairy Freedom.
Instead of just throwing enzymes at the problem, we use specialized probiotics to prime your gut. One capsule a day supports your body's natural ability to break down lactose all day long*
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Over 90% of customers switch to the monthly plan
30-Day "Happy Tummy" Guarantee- Dairy, Gluten & Soy Free
- Retrains your gut for dairy freedom
Powered by B. adolescentis, the specific probiotic strain clinically shown to reduce lactose digestion symptoms in just 14 days. (1)
(1) Krumbeck, J. A., et al. (2025) The exact probiotic contained in Holy Cow!
Stop Playing Catch-Up
Don't chase every meal with a pill. Get ahead of it.
* Note: Switching from enzymes? Allow a 21-day transition period for your system to adjust to once-daily support.
The Herd Has Spoken.
Join the thousands of former enzyme-poppers who are finally enjoying dairy without the drama, the math, or the bloating.
Real Stories. Real Relief.
Frequently Asked Questions
Standard lactase pills are just temporary enzymes—they only work for about 45 minutes, forcing you to time your doses perfectly with every meal.
Holy Cow! is different. We use a specialized probiotic strain (B. adolescentis) that actually colonizes your gut. By taking just one capsule in the morning, you populate your system with the good bacteria needed to break down lactose 24/7. No more "pill math" or carrying packets everywhere you go.
We know, waiting for coffee is hard! But our probiotics and enzymes are live cultures. High heat (like hot coffee) can kill them before they get to work, and food triggers stomach acid that can break them down too early. Giving them a 30-minute head start allows them to safely reach your gut so they can protect you all day.
Because we are retraining your gut biome rather than just treating the symptom, it’s not instant. It’s a biological process!
Most users start to feel relief within 10-14 days, with full protection kicking in around Day 21. We recommend avoiding heavy dairy for the first week while your new "herd" of probiotics settles in. Consistency is key. Take it every day, 30 minutes before food.
Absolutely. Our formula is powered by Bifidobacterium adolescentis, a specific probiotic strain clinically shown to significantly reduce symptoms of lactose intolerance.
We take quality seriously:
- Manufactured in a GMP-Certified facility in the USA.
- Third-party tested for purity and potency.
- Dairy-free, Gluten-free, Soy-free, and Non-GMO.
We want you to eat pizza with confidence. If you take Holy Cow! consistently for 30 days and don't feel the difference, we don't want your money.
We offer a 30-Day "Happy Tummy" Guarantee. Just email us, and we will refund your order, no questions asked.
Holy Cow! is formulated for adults (18+). While probiotics are generally considered safe for all ages, growing tummies have different needs. If you are considering this for a child or have a specific medical condition, please consult your physician first.